"First Challenge - Finding the Ideal Parking Space"

Dear Reader(s),

This blog is my humble attempt to help you survive Wal-Mart without really trying!  There are a plethora of challenges inherent to shopping at Wal-Mart, least of which is how to  survive the parking lot.  One might think that the parking lot is a no-brainer, but actually, selecting the correct parking space sets one up for a successful trip.  Park in the wrong spot - your trip is doomed!

First strategy: know what you are shopping for. There are several entrances - choose carefully.  If you choose the Garden Center - good for you!  It's nice & quiet out there.  There's usually lots of empty spots, but you will probably have to look for a shopping cart.  Also, you can count the hike in as aerobic exercise.  If you choose the main entrance, it has the advantage of being centrally located.  Downside - lots of other people are going that way too.  That means trying to navigate those drivers who fail to understand the "stay to the right" style of driving, as well as the pedestrians who prefer to stroll/waddle down the middle of the streets.  Choosing the Food Entrance is a good choice if one is grocery shopping.  It is quieter than the main entrance, more spaces & less vehicles/people to dodge around.   

The other consideration is the precise parking spot to choose.  DO NOT, I repeat, do not select a spot next to a cart return - too easy to get dinged as the carts escape or are left abandoned.  Park at least 1 spot away.  Also, do not park next to a pickup or sport utility vehicle - too large of door (more dings).  Best to pick a spot with spaces on either side, a couple of spaces away from a cart return (see above).  Also, if one selects a spot near to a new vehicle, that can be a good choice - the owner will be careful with his car, insuring your car's safety. 

Finally, watch for those drivers that cut through the lot/spaces.  Some patrons see the parking lot as an obstacle course, and don't prescribe to the theory of following the traffic markings.  Pay attention when pulling into a spot - many times I have almost met someone pulling through! 

Once you have picked the perfect spot (we won't even address the shade from trees here - too complicated), and have exited your car, it's time for the next adventure - getting into the store in one piece.  That will be our next chapter . . . .